You’d just about have to be J.R. Smith or a middle-aged man halfheartedly participating in a family pickup game for something like this to happen to you.
Right in the middle of a real, actual NBA game, Smith walked over to say hello to fellow NBA player Jason Terry, who plays for the other team. He just walked off the court like it was nothing.
Naturally, the other team got a dunk out of it.
You can’t top that in terms of J.R. Smithing.