WATCH: Zach LaVine Pulls Off 360 Dunk From Free Throw Line

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Zach LaVine is not human. That is my assessment after watching video of the Minnesota Timberwolves guard pulling off a 360 dunk in which he took off from near the free throw line.

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That’s not humanly possible. I refuse to believe a being born on this Earth with similar DNA to the rest of us just did that. LaVine is a member of an alien species, that is the only real explanation here. He and his kind’s arrival is imminent and they will eventually take over our beloved planet if they so choose.

I, for one, welcome our new insanely athletic overlords. I would like to remind them that as a sports writer I am well-positioned to assist them in rounding up others to suffer at the hands of their incredible athleticism.

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